thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
sorry, didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro
cause i’m having a
I think all of you guys are
(via noseburiedinafanfiction)
My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
never forget
(via noseburiedinafanfiction)
The problems of writing
pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
(via xdefy-gravityx)
my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN
24601% DONE
24601
Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels.
reblogging again, this is the best
(via niggacastiel)
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
On an iPhone “destiel” autocorrects to “destined” and I think that’s fate
Why did you have to make this about Supernatural
Because everything on tumblr has to go through a Supernatural test in order to find my dash.
(via watchtheskytonight)
In respect of and for Benedict Cumberbatch..
who does not like the term ‘Cumberbitches’
Please reblog if you’re a “CumberCollective’ out of respect for this wonderful man
He said “Cumbercollective” again on the daily show this morning.
I can take a hint, darling.I think the Cumbercollective is really gonna stick now! ^^
(via cariboucries)
#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
(via cariboucries)
I FUCKING REMEMBER THESE LITTLE FUCKS I USED TO HAVE A TOY ONE OMG THEY’RE LIKE BOO-BAS OR SOME SHIT RIGHT?
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(via deanspelvis)
Okay, silver lining.
“that’s my boyfriend”
Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
Not funny enough for an oscar.
You’re going to hell for that
(via jkrowlingismyreligion)
